Friday, November 14, 2008

Kanye West should change his name to 'Pee' Diddy


Thanks to Political Cesspool for this one!!

If you don’t know who Kanye West is, be thankful. He’s a rapper who was the darling of all the Judeo-Christians a few years ago because one of his hits was called Jesus Walked. Now he’s declaring himself “the voice of this generation.”

Kanye West is to music what Michael Jordan was to basketball - at least that’s what West thinks, in his humble estimation.

“I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice,” he said in an interview on Wednesday. “It’s me settling into that position of just really accepting that it’s one thing to say you want to do it and it’s another thing to really end up being like Michael Jordan.”

And, there’s no denying that that he’s right. After all, his generation is simply doing to Western Civilization what Kanye himself did to his dressing room carpet.

Here's a sample of Kanye 'representin' da generashion, yo!
The Sun reports:

KANYE WEST was more like PEE Diddy in Liverpool when he shocked fellow stars by weeing all over the carpet.

Kanye was in the city to collect the "Ultimate Urban gong" at the MTV bash. (WTF is that??)

The evening before, he showed up for a star-studded party in the city’s Carling Academy.

But he stunned fellow artists by not bothering to find a toilet backstage, choosing to relieve himself on the floor of a dressing room shared with the TING TINGS.

Speaking at the MTV Awards, drummer JULES DE MARTINO said: “We ask for a lot of unusual things on our backstage rider but that ain’t one of them!”

In Kanye’s defense, the sink must have been full.

Gee, what a classy guy. Can you say generation moron?....M


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